Oh, racism.

One of the cool things about working for a 50,000 watt station is that on good days we have the ability to reach 38 states and Canada. I personally have fielded calls from people as far out as Wisconsin that are picking up our signal loud and clear. Technology is an amazing thing.
Unfortunately, I sometimes am forced to deal with lovely angry people that are not as racially tolerable as others in my area. I should say that I do not care about a persons color, sex, age, and so on, only that they have good, intelligent comments to get put on the air. Hence my job. A lovely man from the South (I believe he said Tennessee) decided it would be a good idea to utter these words to me:

"I can't believe your station actually lets n*ggers on the air."

Good job Midwest America, way to live up to your racist stereotypes.

Beating your kids

"WAH WAH WAH WAH! You hear how your host is whining? This is what happens when parents dont beat their kids, the end up like your whiney little host."

Awesome.